"not me" Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Would you ever let your son poke jello down between the cracks of a restaurant table to keep him busy? Or shake salt all over himself, just to keep him quiet while you ate your lunch and enjoyed your company? Not me, never ever.

Would you ever look the other way as your normally docile son pushes over the class bully that has been shoving him to the ground all day? Not me. And certainly not his preschool teacher who saw it too.

Would you you ever let both of your kids nap way too late so you could post your "not me" Monday blog? I wouldn't. (Oh, crap! Its eight o'clock!)