"not me" Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I would never finally publish a blog about my son and his potty learning process only to almost immediately want to take it back for fear of jinxing something. Nope, not me. Even if he had his first accident in almost a week about an hour after I posted it. I would never think about going back and trying to burn that post alive for spreading its bad juju. Thats just silly.

I would also never totally and completely to participate in this blog carnival. Like last week. I so didn't forget. I just.. uhhh... got busy. Yeah, busy. When I join a carnival, I commit to it 100%.

Think I am one of those procrastinators that would put off doing something? Yeah, SO not me. I do everything in a timely manner. Like, say, putting tags on items for a consignment sale. The drop off is tomorrow after all. I would never put it off until the day before drop off. Thats just insane. 

One last thing that I would never do. Literally kiss my son's butt after he fell over on a toy and came crying, saying "Mama, kiss it better". I most certainly would tell him thats not polite and send him on his way even if he got up on all fours on the couch and put his injured booty in my face until I caved. Nope, not me. I am no butt kisser.